That New England Patriots are in a troubling spot regarding the Tight End position. Lets look at their options that have starting potential.
Rob Gronkowski –PUP List
Jake Ballard-Was on IR list
Aaron Hernandez-going on DOC list.
So who can the Patriots turn too? TEbow. Is there a coincidence that his name is TEbow? The incredibly lucky Patriots can make this work. They took a late round QB and made him one of the greatest of all time. They had a LB corp of has beens and never was and made them the cornerstone of 3 Super Bowl championships. LB Mike Vrabel was one of Tom Terrific’s favorite receivers at TE. We can see it now, Belichick puts his arm around TE-bow and says: “Tim, we have a problem, Ballard is not ready to go, Gronk is out until October and we are working on getting the media to remember not to report when our guys break the law; who would have guessed murder is so hard to cover up? Anyway, you think you could fill in for a few games until we are back at full strength?” Of course TE-bow will say yes and he will miraculously turn into one of the great TE of the modern era. That is the patriot way; do shit that shouldn’t work and get the chiefs to give you a 2nd round pick for Matt Cassel and watch them make him THE HIGHEST PAID QB IN THE LEAUGE. Too bad Pioli didn’t know that it only works in Boston.
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